Impending TruthJeffrey boarded the passenger jet bound for LAX with the hopes the movie would pass the time. He inched along the aisle to 30A where he…Mar 8A response icon1Mar 8A response icon1
Defense, Declarers and Dummies … My Momma’s Bridge BrawlMother has played Bridge with the same group of ladies for going on 40 years. Technically, there are three men who play. But this story is…Jan 20Jan 20
Now THAT is some Hillbilly Sh*tThe cruel irony in being a Hillbilly is no matter how educated or worldly you become, your brethren and sisteren are always there to remind…Jan 5Jan 5
The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever SaidThere are 3–4 people in the world who think I’m funny. And genuinely so. They act as if I’m the funniest person they’ve ever known, which I…Jan 3A response icon1Jan 3A response icon1
How Jury Duty Can Kill YouI have been summonsed to jury duty twice in my life. Once was in Birmingham, Ala. (Yes, I lived there at the time.) The other was in…Dec 6, 2023A response icon1Dec 6, 2023A response icon1
If You Ever Pass Jennifer Anniston on the Street …It was late in the day. Dusk in New York City. Summer of 1996 or 1997.Dec 5, 2023A response icon1Dec 5, 2023A response icon1
I hope this is good. But I want to go home.Comedian Tom Segura opened his 2018 Netflix special Disgraceful by saying, “I wish I was home right now.” His bit went on to suggest that…Nov 15, 2023Nov 15, 2023
The Catch-22 of Writing FunnyNote: This is a revision of a piece I allegedly wrote in 2007, but have no recollection of. It felt like it needed a facelift. So here…Nov 13, 2023Nov 13, 2023
When the world is against you …The next time I hear some Gen Z-er rattle on about having to be their authentic self, I’m going to slap the shit out of them. That way we…Jul 11, 2023A response icon3Jul 11, 2023A response icon3
